its not easy being green :D

You Need Some Green in Your Life

Green will make you feel alive, renewed, and balanced. And with a little green, you will project an aura of peacefulness and harmony. If you want stability, you've got to get a little green in your life! For extra punch: Combine green with blue or purple The downside of green: It can promote jealousy in yourself or others The consequences of more green in your life: You will be drawn to a new life path You will feel free to pursue new ideas and interests, no matter how strange You will be released from the demands and concerns of others

What Color Do You Need?

The blonde hair came out last night

Yeah for those of you who have NOT seen me naked from the waist down, I am a natural strawberry blonde. I just do my very best to hide it from the general public.

Last night my true dumb blonde nature came out. In a rather unfortunate way.

Doing up my FAVORITE white tunic for taking to fsg, I noticed some ugly stains. I grabbed my trusty bottle of bleach, ran a bucket of hot water and threw said hand embroidered all cotton tunic into the bath of doom.

I go back to ring out my lovely tunic. And all appears to be well. Stains are gone, smells clean and is BRILLIANT white again. Til I notice the giant GAPING holes that the bleach has eatten in my beautiful and now destroyed top.

At first I thought a mouse had chewed on it, has happened in the past. I thought I could fix it. Denial is the first stage of grief isn't it. So I hang it up to dry thinking I can easily take a needle and thread and repair the holes.

Umm no. I go in aobut an hour later and examine the drying process. I touch my shirt and it starts to DISINTIGRATE. I was crushed. So I take it off the hanger, cursing at my stupidity and file it in the garbage, wiser that next time you DON"T bleach it no matter HOW dingy it looks.

OY

interesting

You Are Sauvignon Blanc

Engaging and energetic, you have a lot to offer the world - most of it they've never seen anywhere else! You are the type of person who carves your own path in life... and you invite everyone else to come along. The only thing predictable about you is that you could have anything up your sleeve. You're all about sampling all of life's experiences. Both the savory and unsavory ones. Deep down you are: Laid back and young at heart Your partying style: Anything goes... seriously! Your company is enjoyed best with: Smoked meats or spicy food

What Kind of Wine Are You?

Hefalumps and Woozles

Elephants are popping up all over the place lately and seem to suddenly be important to me. Anyone know what the meaning of that may be??? Other than the obvious references to Ganesh.

WHY!?!?!??!?!?!?

Sitting here, killing time. Guess what I get. Had to call scott and then cancel with arvil AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and its friggin early

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Weirdo laws

For all my DC friends, cause I don't want you to get arrested


Washington DC- The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.



Imagine THAT valentines Day :D

In Idaho, the law states that all boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.

For all you BDSM Illinois Folks

According to an Illinois state law, women must address bachelors as "master" instead of "mister".

Iowa- One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Kentucky- In Owensboro, it is illegal for a woman to buy a new hat without her husband trying it on first.

In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.

Missouri- In Kansas City, children can buy shotguns... but not toy cap guns.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

In Carrizozo, NM, it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).

New York- The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

A North Carolina law said an elephant could not be used to plow a cotton field.


North Dakota- Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio- It is illegal to advertise beer if you are wearing a Santa Claus suit, including if you are a dog.

Pennsylvania- No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.


Flying the confederate flag is outlawed on government property, except in South Carolina and Georgia, where it is required to be flown.

South Dakota- Hotels in Sioux Falls are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

Tennessee- It is illegal to use lassos to catch a fish.

In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

Utah- Sex with an animal -- unless performed for profit, is NOT considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

Vermont- It is illegal to stick lighted sparklers in your ears and nose and run up and down the street.

Vermont- It is a crime to whistle underwater

Virginia- In Norfolk, no woman may go in public without wearing a corset.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances, including the night of the wedding.

Wisconsin- In Connorsville, no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Wyoming- An ordinance in Newcastle specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer.


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