Apr. 25th, 2005

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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids
each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.

In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
week.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment, and an appointment for a haircut.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done. There is only one TV between them.

Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid
song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive character
on cartoons.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply
themselves either while driving or making four lunches.

They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish
shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach
cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never
once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least
once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them, dress
them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
be required to know all of the following information:
Each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of
birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name,
favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy,
biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then spend
the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand
and foot until they are better.

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moments notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be
called

Mother!

(my friend marie sent this to me and I thought it worthy enough to post)
ladymandrake: (Default)
Wardrobe key
You're a slightly tarnished metal key, and you
unlock the wardrobe. At first glance, you seem
to present only simple, everyday things, but
anyone who looks deeper will find much more.
Just don't expect everyone to believe in you,
and those who don't may not grasp your worth.


What sort of key are you and what do you unlock?
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Wicked
You scored 66 percent perverse!
You live a life that makes you a God or Goddess in the realm of sexual abundance and deviation! As a man, other men toast to your prowess. As a women, other women despise your presence and chances are, either way, you don't care because your horn o' plenty is filled to the brim with sensuality.




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