ladymandrake: (fuckery)
ladymandrake ([personal profile] ladymandrake) wrote2009-02-18 06:47 pm

Ummmmm WHA????

I've gotten some truly oddball spams and messages on OkStupid over the years...this one takes the taco...



Hello.

Dearest Calvary Greetings!

My name is Josephine Eli. I was born in phoenix, Alabama , I am
married to Mr. Desmond Eli , director J.D Industries .We were
married for many years without a child. He died after a Cardiac Arteries
Operation. And Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next six
months due to my cancer problem (cancer of the liver and stroke).
Before my husband died last year there is this sum $2.8 Million Dollars
that he deposited with a Private Finance Company In Europe.
Presently this money is still in the Vault of the Company.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to any good God
fearing brother or sister that will utilize this fund the way I am
going to instruct herein.


I want somebody that will use this fund according to the desire of my
late. husband to help Lessprivilaged people, orphanages,widows and
propagating the word of God.
I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit
this fund, And I don’t want in a way where this money will be used in an
unGodly way.
This is why I am taking this decision to hand you over this Fund. I am
not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.I want you to always
remember me in your daily prayers because of my up coming Cancer
Surgery.
Write back as soon as possible any delay in your reply will give me
room in sourcing another person for this same purpose, Hoping to read from
you asap.
God bless you as you listing to the voice of reasoning,

Your sister In christ

Mrs. Josephine Eli.

repry to elijosephine@yahoo.com

[identity profile] wolffirepa.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
and how exactly do you repry to someone (something?)

[identity profile] ladymandrake.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
ummm no clue LOL

Maybe pry it up, glue it down and re=pry it up again?

[identity profile] wolffirepa.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You repried to my repry. I wonder if we can change the little Reply link used to know...REPLY to a message with Repry? That would make me giggle.

[identity profile] openhands.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yay Nigerian scams!

[identity profile] ladymandrake.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
you repried too YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] brunhildevalkyr.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
Bahhh... this isn't as exciting as the guy who wants to be my drag queen doppleganger

[identity profile] ladymandrake.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
heheheh that's because you rock :)

Calvary Greetings!

[identity profile] evcelt.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Here is my repry!

Re: Calvary Greetings!

[identity profile] ladymandrake.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY REPRIES FOR EVERYONE :D

[identity profile] bunnykissd.livejournal.com 2009-02-21 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Cardiac Arteries Operation? Cancer of the liver and stroke? Where exactly is the stroke located in the body?

[identity profile] ladymandrake.livejournal.com 2009-02-21 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
lol I didn't even notice that one..

but you repried too :D

[identity profile] bunnykissd.livejournal.com 2009-02-21 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!